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FUNNY DIRTY JOKE!!!

Posted on 2/2/2010 12:45:05 AM
Esteban
Total Posts: 132
Happy Camper
Member since: 1/21/2009

Here is something to laugh about: A man escapes from prison where he has

been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a 

young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While

tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and 

goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: " listen,

this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time

in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he 

wants s**e**x don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. This guy 

probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I

love you." to which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was

whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked

if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.  so... Be strong, honey.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

Posted on 2/2/2010 2:10:13 AM
Tymbon
Total Posts: 186
Happy Camper
Member since: 4/7/2008
 ROTFL 


 
Posted on 2/2/2010 8:43:02 AM
Jana
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Total Posts: 2773
Cool Senior Friend
Member since: 6/7/2009
Jeff Tan,when you escape from prison,please dont steal my lover.ok?i want him s**e**x me not you
Posted on 2/2/2010 11:33:18 AM
Asian qt
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Total Posts: 61
Quiet Type
Member since: 10/20/2009
hhhahahhahaha 
Posted on 2/2/2010 8:29:30 PM
Esteban
Total Posts: 132
Happy Camper
Member since: 1/21/2009
Believe me Jana, I won't have s**e**x with your boyfriend,  I'll be having s**e**x with you!


Jeff Tan,when you escape from prison,please dont steal my lover.ok?i want him s**e**x me not you
Posted on 2/2/2010 8:53:26 PM
Jana
http://khmer.be/jana
Total Posts: 2773
Cool Senior Friend
Member since: 6/7/2009
Jeff Tan can I have s**e**x with my boyfriend in your car?I like your car hahah
Posted on 2/2/2010 11:53:20 PM
Esteban
Total Posts: 132
Happy Camper
Member since: 1/21/2009
You can borrow my car anytime, Jana. Let's have a threesomes!!
Posted on 2/3/2010 3:17:39 PM
king of flirt
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Total Posts: 5814
Super Friend
Member since: 5/17/2009
jana you can have s**e**x in my car with me

 

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